oh the thinks you can think

developingnothing:

tastefullyoffensive:

More creations from French Girls, an iPhone app where people draw portraits based on selfies of others. [via]

Previously: Part One

THE TOOL HOLY SHIT

happy 49th birthday joanne rowling! [31 july 1965]

spacethefinalfuck:

charminglyantiquated:

lady-tyrell:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 
Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
I screwed the barmaid.
Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
I screwed a lot of girls here.
Sollemnes, you screw well!
Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.
Nice to see nothing has changed.


There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.




I am laughing so hard


someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

that’s both concerning and comforting

Are we going to ignore 'If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend' 
Venus is the goddess of love and beauty, this guy is smooth as fuck.

spacethefinalfuck:

charminglyantiquated:

lady-tyrell:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 

  • Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
  • Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
  • I screwed the barmaid.
  • Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
  • I screwed a lot of girls here.
  • Sollemnes, you screw well!
  • Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.

Nice to see nothing has changed.

image

There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.

I am laughing so hard

image

someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

that’s both concerning and comforting

Are we going to ignore 'If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend'

Venus is the goddess of love and beauty, this guy is smooth as fuck.

archangel-bonding:

sopherusthespecialone:

staff:

superwholockianmetalhead:

barackobama:

where the fuck did all my shoelaces go

image

you’re all fucking idiots

tumblr: where we can have the president of the united states, a gif of supernatural, and the staff swearing and bitching at us all in the same post.

and it all makes perfect sense

mintleaftea:

No, Reyna and Annabeth can’t be the lead heroes because they’d get shit sorted out to quick there’d be a like 60 pages and then they’d be done, the world would be saved, and there’d be 0 complications because the girls have their shit too together

charlottethetasigma:

hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)

What is that INFERNAL CLICKING NOISE!!!

inspired by (x)

dracomafloy:

ronweasley:

lilypotter:

harryjamespotter:

happy birthday to me

happy birthday son

happy birthday best friend

happy birthday you sexy prat

georgestuy:

gogoatt:

Pokemon Spectrum | by gogoatt

So fucking beautiful