oh the thinks you can think
thedesureich:

ruinleon:

a snake wearing a top hat and mustache that is all

ah mr sneky,i see u r wering ur fance top

thedesureich:

ruinleon:

a snake wearing a top hat and mustache that is all

ah mr sneky,i see u r wering ur fance top

Overheard at AnimeNEXT
Aragorn cosplayer: Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?
(Legolas cosplayer scouts around the area)
Legolas cosplayer: Nerds.
incorrecttolkienquotes:

absynthe—minded:

This book cover is everything to me. Look at how few shits Galadriel is giving about how there’s a guy bleeding to death on her front lawn. Look at the guy holding up his injured buddy like “I’m really sorry, he does this all the time.” Check out the glorious non-canon adventure possibilities.

We interrupt your normal quote schedule with this puzzling cover. Because you all deserve to see it.

incorrecttolkienquotes:

absynthe—minded:

This book cover is everything to me. Look at how few shits Galadriel is giving about how there’s a guy bleeding to death on her front lawn. Look at the guy holding up his injured buddy like “I’m really sorry, he does this all the time.” Check out the glorious non-canon adventure possibilities.

We interrupt your normal quote schedule with this puzzling cover. Because you all deserve to see it.

neopl0x:

I got these from the forgotten shore sometime ago and I have 5 pets so I don’t need them. And to celebrate me being back to (hopefully) posting, I’m doing a giveaway!
Just reblog this (feel free to say which one you’d like). That’s it.
Deadline: I guess whenever we can take items out of our SDBs.

I’d love the egg!

neopl0x:

I got these from the forgotten shore sometime ago and I have 5 pets so I don’t need them. And to celebrate me being back to (hopefully) posting, I’m doing a giveaway!

Just reblog this (feel free to say which one you’d like). That’s it.

Deadline: I guess whenever we can take items out of our SDBs.

I’d love the egg!

the13thdoctorbetterbeginger:

riversnogs:

It is the year after the Battle of Hogwarts. School is starting again. And the thestrals are confused by all of the attention they are getting.

oh

oh no

tamorapierce:

elockhartbooks:

authorsarahdessen:

sixpenceee:

Famous Failures

I stumbled upon this video a long time ago and it honestly made me feel a lot better.

"If you’ve never failed, you’ve never lived."

I could not fit everyone mentioned in the video in this post so be sure to give the video a look.

WATCH IT HERE

As someone who fails regularly, I find such comfort in this! 

I like this a lot.  My college creative writing teacher refused to read the revisions I had done on my stories because he said he knew I was a B student and that wasn’t going to change. 

Stephen King’s college writing teacher didn’t think he was very good.  My college writing class thought my writing was “babyish” and “stupid fairy tales.”  The original teacher didn’t care for me, but she developed medical problems and was replaced by David Bradley, Jr., who made it plain he believed I had what it took.  I don’t do writing classes or groups anymore, but I’m still in touch with Bradley, one of the finest writers I’ve ever read.

ode to egg

dennys:

Egg, how mysteriously curved,
a weeble-wobble of countless
possibility.

You eggcite my heart
when the yolk starts

To run.

Through my veins.

What an eggregiously bad poem

queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

Remember when we were in the rain and I had an umbrella and you didn’t so you just grabbed it and ran instead of sharing like a normal person >:(

dialupmodem:

tbh if u really think that iphone users are elitists ask ANY nerd why they prefer android n they’ll go on and on for hours, insulting the phone, steve jobs, tim cook, their entire families, everyone that works for apple, the schools they all attended, and their mothers’ lasagna recipes 

angelclark:

99-Year-Old Lady Sews A Dress A Day For Children In Need 

Lillian Weber, a 99-year-old good Samaritan from Iowa, has spent the last few years sewing a dress a day for the Little Dresses For Africa charity, a Christian organization that distributes dresses to children in need in Africa and elsewhere.

Weber’s goal is to make 1,000 dresses by the time she turns 100 on May 6th. So far, she’s made more than 840. Though she says she could make two a day, she only makes one – but each single dress she makes per day is personalized with careful stitchwork. She hopes that each little girl who receives her dress can take pride in her new garment.