THE TOOL HOLY SHIT
Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins:
- Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
- Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
- I screwed the barmaid.
- Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
- I screwed a lot of girls here.
- Sollemnes, you screw well!
- Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.
Nice to see nothing has changed.
I love this.
I am laughing so hard
someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all
that’s both concerning and comforting
Are we going to ignore 'If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend'
Venus is the goddess of love and beauty, this guy is smooth as fuck.
where the fuck did all my shoelaces go
you’re all fucking idiots
tumblr: where we can have the president of the united states, a gif of supernatural, and the staff swearing and bitching at us all in the same post.
and it all makes perfect sense
No, Reyna and Annabeth can’t be the lead heroes because they’d get shit sorted out to quick there’d be a like 60 pages and then they’d be done, the world would be saved, and there’d be 0 complications because the girls have their shit too together
Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)What is that INFERNAL CLICKING NOISE!!!
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happy birthday to me
happy birthday son
happy birthday best friend